Alabama ~ Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.
Alaska ~ Clowns beware! (That's all it says)
Arizona ~ Hunting camels is prohibited.
Arkansas ~ A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.
California ~ Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.
Colorado ~ It is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor.
Connecticut ~ It is illegal for fire trucks to exceed 25mph, even when going to a fire.
Delaware ~ Alcohol may not be served in nightclubs if dancing is occurring on the premises at the same time.
Florida ~ Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
Georgia ~ All sex toys are banned.
Hawaii ~ Coins are not allowed to be placed in one’s ears.
Idaho ~ A person may not be seen in public without a smile on their face.
Illinois ~ The English language is not to be spoken.
Indiana ~ Baths may not be taken between the months of October and March.
Iowa ~ The “Ice Cream Man” and his truck are banned.
Kansas ~ No one may sing the alphabet on the streets at night.
Kentucky ~ Dogs may not molest cars.
Louisiana ~ It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol.
Maine ~ You may not step out of a plane in flight.
Maryland ~ It’s illegal to take a lion to the movies.
Massachusetts ~ A woman can not be on top in sexual activities.
Michigan ~ Any person over the age of 12 may have a license for a handgun as long as he/she has not been convicted of a felony.
Minnesota ~ It is illegal to sleep naked.
Mississippi ~ Private citizens may personally arrest any person that disturbs a church service.
Missouri ~ Minors can buy rolling paper and tobacco but not lighters.
Montana ~ Worrying squirrels will not be tolerated.
Nebraska ~ It is illegal for bar owners to sell beer unless they are simultaneously brewing a kettle of soup.
Nevada ~ It’s still “legal” to hang someone for shooting your dog on your property.
New Hampshire ~ It is illegal to pick seaweed up off of the beach.
New Jersey ~ It is illegal to wear a bullet-proof vest while committing a murder.
New Mexico ~ Idiots may not vote.
New York ~ The penalty for jumping off a building is death.
North Carolina ~ Oral sex is considered a crime against nature.
North Dakota ~ It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on.
Ohio ~ It is illegal to get a fish drunk.
Oklahoma ~ People who make “ugly faces” at dogs may be fined and/or jailed.
Oregon ~ It is illegal to whisper “dirty” things in your lover’s ear during sex.
Pennsylvania ~ It it illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outdoors.
Rhode Island ~ It is considered an offense to throw pickle juice on a trolley.
South Carolina ~ It is perfectly legal to beat your wife on the court house steps on Sundays.
South Dakota ~ It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory.
Tennessee ~ It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish.
Texas ~ The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.
Utah ~ It is illegal not to drink milk.
Vermont ~ It is illegal to deny the existence of God.
Virginia ~ Children are not to go trick-or-treating on Halloween.
Washington ~ All lollipops are banned.
West Virginia ~ It is legal for a male to have sex with an animal as long as it does not exceed 40 lbs.
Wisconsin ~ It is illegal to serve apple pie in public restaurants without cheese.
Wyoming ~ You may not take a picture of a rabbit from January to April without an official permit.
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